SpongeBlog SquareRants

Are Ya Ready Readers?... I hope you are, because we will be tackling the first episode of Spongebob shown on air!  Taking us all the way back to May 1, 1999, this episode set up some of the most important foundations for the rest of the show.  So let's dive in...get it..dive in..cause they're underwater...ok cool moving on... Before going further, please take time to watch the episodes or you will not understand some references: https://www.watchcartoononline.com/spongebob-squarepants-season-1-episode-1-help-wanted-reef-blower-tea-at-the-treedome (you should be fine, no viruses so far) Help Wanted Right off the bat, we are welcomed to our setting by a relaxing French narrator.  According to the creator of the show, Stephen Hillenburg, the narrator being French is apparently some sort of shoutout to Jacques Cousteau, who also liked the ocean and water and stuff...Anyways, Frenchy somehow read my mind when I saw the Pineapple and says "well of course he lives i

...I can't hear you!!.... If you didn't verbally or mentally scream "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" then please leave this blog now. lol...probably think I'm kidding right? hahWRONG!  I'm serious.  This blog is for the goofiest of goobers.  If you think Spongebob Squarepants is anything but the best Nickelodeon cartoon ever made then you will probably find this blog to be silly and ridiculous.  Actually, it'll be silly and ridiculous no matter who you are, but only the true fans of Spongebob will enjoy reading this almost as much as I do writing it.   I say "almost" because I firmly believe no one loves Spongebob as much as I do.  I've won a Spongebob trivia contest by myself, and yes, I've included that accolade on a resume that I have used to get a job...but that's another story. Anyways, I hope you like this.  This is where I will be reviewing and analyzing the Spongebob episodes we all know and love.  Disclaimer: I'm not a great wri